This week there's missing testicles, a Batmobile in a hurricane and reluctant panda bears.

This week Samuel L. Jackson turns up twice with varying results and Paddy Considine sets off across the British countryside on a rampage.

This week Gal Gadot fights to single-handedly save the DCEU, Natalie Portman shimmers in Annihilation and a creep is repeatedly propelled head first into a video camera.

This week a mute woman makes love to a fish-man, Stephen King goes from hillbilly to plant and George Clooney is a fantastic fox.

This week there's the last Marvel movie before Infinity War lands, Woody Harrelson shooting anything that moves and subtitles.

This week there are killer cowboy robots, a baby driving and a red monster from Hell killing monsters from Hell.